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2003年10月
千年虫時代的美好
我今天返工 真的可以示範什麼叫拿正牌訓!
你冇本事就唔好出聲啦
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部門效率最高既一日
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拿正牌
彼特唔識打個攞字?
不是啊,是SA 表示 我的coding 能力遠超他們的cjp 要求 原本給我三個月 coding job 我三星期做埋UA test
你識call api未
cjp全部唔洗call api,純html黎
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咁庇護工場入面既人coding能力有高有低 好正常姐
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咪就係了 所以咪叫我訓下 今天肯定無野call 準時走人
彼特唔識call api 都codong 能力超越cjp要求
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你果30個web做完未
cjp要求係乜
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純html code
已經做完及過埋AB test
no need js / no need logic
笑死
洗唔洗call api
你上次又話要call api
query db record?
純json 過
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hardcode 個array of object 俾人query?
是啊 他們step 1 是咁 未過BA
.......
唔怪之得彼特唔識call api
根本未做過
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你天天玩我
咁唔得qor
我天天笑你姐
冇天天玩你
Peter廢還廢
佢間野本身都係on9
留係度同等死冇分別
佢冇得揀
叫我做d 野咪當重溫html
況且 可以上來找source 練ccna
@website_503_Service_Unavailable 應該要睇下,明白點解啲人好似係到死jer你咁
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太深啦
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Is
ActiveSYnc is trash
It’s good , better then iPhone
Bluetooth Connect to Internet
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細個嗰陣真係玩過
同電腦 Sync 仲係用 serial
唔識數學玩蒙地卡羅 lol
唔識數學玩machine learning lol
peter咪玩緊
佢玩緊我地姐
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幾歲玩過?
佢有USB 嘅
6 歲?
果陣屋企人有
小學一年級
一年級就知電腦有 RAM 😂
果陣部垃圾 Pentium 3 得 64MB RAM
慢到不可思議
發覺呢20年,電腦科技已經好進步,呢20年冇重大突破,除咗5G
跟住就唔知係邊度執啲 SDRAM 返嚟竟然用到...
咩都streaming
2003 年用藍芽connect 電話上網
遲d 6G
個時個社會簡單啲
我記得響太古城試
係屋企用電腦試過
用到 但係得 1Mbps
救命用就得
ADSL era
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上邊我貼咗個廣告Cyber Express
PCCW 仲係好自豪自己嘅銅線網絡
正常,唔洗鋪過又無cost
原來差少少可以生得出你🤣
舊陣時啲電腦又 jumper 又呢個 bus 果個 bus
依家啲電腦:
Is
舊陣時駁隻 Hard Disk 都要分 IDE Master/Slave
要郁 jumper 同埋插條線錯會搵唔到隻碟
後尾先有 SATA 無咗呢個煩惱
插錯jumper boot唔起機
仲未計cpu 超頻加壓
又係靠jumper
插錯就一甩u gg
仲有 AGP PCI ISA 😂
舊時config係直接讀gpio
唔想理
果陣第一部電腦仲有 ISA slot
SCSI 啲碟好貴
好麻煩
話時話依家邊度仲搵到新嘅 scsi 碟
然後唔知係邊到執到IEEE socket嘅野
唔係講笑,我有成箱
2.5吋
未用過
但size好細
我上網搵到有間專做 scsi SSD
3.5 2.5 都有
啲痴線佬買完無用過
佢仲話可以 program 個 ID
等啲舊機以為係原裝碟
Sun micro嘅,Fujitsu 嘅
唔係仲有呢啲機咩
留定嚟換 hard disk 👍
有,但無record得黎,asl main畀左錢
雖然新個啲 Sun 都已經用緊 SATA
就會無人理
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出 alert 呢 🤔
你應該知道 Sun 啲機一 warning 就會變成飛機引擎
Call asl 過黎換,佢帶碟
啲人完全唔記得咗買左成堆碟
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而家仲有冇SUN
變咗 Oracle 旗下
Sad
同埋主力出 x86 server 了
最後一部 SPARC 機係 2018 年出
Oracle SPARC M8
32C256T @ 5GHz
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而家iPhone 12 Pro 幾多PIXEL?
呢個4M PIXEL
豐澤個feel 20 年無變過咁
20年前嘅香港好開放,國際城市咁
凶宅
Why
凶澤
I see
你有沒有試過頭痛 痛足一小時
有,就是看見彼得的時候
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先一個鐘?
上個月抽脊髓液,頭痛咗成個禮拜
一個鐘濕濕碎
食 panadol 都止唔到痛 🌚
我之後去買panadol
成盒食
如果再痛今晚唔上na
😏
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peter 仔一定未食過強力止痛藥 🌚
都叫你平時做多d好事做少d壞事
藉口
吉克
🤔
哇....
想象個畫面都驚
頭痛係抽完嘅副作用 只係冇諗過會成個禮拜
搞脊髓已經好恐怖
講到呢個就好笑 第一次抽果陣個醫生對唔中個位 吉咗四五針都冇嘢流出來...
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痛死
要換一個醫生做先得
你係咪得罪個醫生
超恐佈
好彩支針幼
好幼
笑死 加拿大 Rogers 比 Ericsson 一個 bug 搞殘咗
“I want to sincerely apologize for the significant impact and frustration that this has caused,” Jorge Fernandes, chief technology officer at Rogers, said in a statement released early Monday evening.
“We have identified the root cause of the service issues and pinpointed a recent Ericsson software update that affected a piece of equipment in the central part of our wireless network. That led to intermittent congestion and service impacts for many customers across the country.”

The software issue has been addressed and “our engineering and technical teams will continue to work around the clock with the Ericsson team to restore full services for our customers.”
抽果陣有冇feel
緊係有 😂
出自佢把口講真係好難以至信
冇麻醉架
我意思係feel到抽緊野走
佢把口講公道真係好好笑
同你一樣開空頭支票
唔係比針吉痛
同你一樣
咁佢係靠自然滴出來
你同佢都係同一類人
...
唔係真係吸走
我諗諗吓可能係我能力太高掛 做野太岀色 所以有咁勁嘅負面反作用
我 可以infra
又可以programmer
又可以data science
又可以cyber security
只是你有沒有咁的知識姐,而且讀得越多 看野想法上當然不同
所以冇乜感覺
有冇人pin起佢
等佢滴到夠攞去化驗都要 15 分鐘
屎大大俾左自信你?
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你要做嘢 要解釋就頭痛
少少頭痛就唔使食藥 🙊
除非係痛到暈個啲
我剛剛就係咁
有冇啲冇咁高級嘅職位但有少少經驗㗎
其實呢隻每粒有65mg咖啡因
食2粒已經多過一罐250ml redbull
飲幾支 peter 可能會正常一陣
岩岩睇到高級 (動物) 職位,差D一野ban 9 左 Peter
又唔使咁嘅 我呢啲 而家要做雙面人比較慘啲的
why should i care?
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幾時先可以通關比我自己搞
機票去 Bay Area 都無咁貴
#代forward

話說有公司請 in hosue frontend dev,react 底 with 0-2yr exp,freshgrad welcome,有興趣請 PM @grapefruitlemonade
peter
啱我?
優先考慮peter
Why?
係PM人果下已經出事
講野1999
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冇價錢既
🥺Basic package🌝
點為止Basic,係咪今年FG平均入行價15K
😉
有無50k?
Peter:我全都懂,12K夠了
無50k請唔到我
有性趣咪 PM lor
Btw 我唔識programming On9 Peter
Btw On9Peter唔識Programming*
我都想 22k...
最低工資
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一個鐘 37
其實你睇唔睇得明個title係咩
不解釋。
個channel既icon
係最初既感房
呢D都幫forward
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無計
WTF
#JobAd轉發
有興趣可以 PM @grapefruitlemonade 在 Telegram 上轉介

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Junior Frontend Developer
Oneshop Limited


Posted on or after April 15, 2021

Job Highlights
Accessible office envrionment at Yau Tsim Mong Area
Permanent job position
Basic package with HK$ 15,000 - 17,000 / month

Job Description
You are required to work in teams alongside Backend Developers, Graphic Designers and User Experience Designers to ensure all elements of web creation are consistent. This requires excellent communication and interpersonal skills.

Job Responsibilities
1. Determining the structure and design of web pages.
2. Ensuring user experience determines design choices.
3. Developing features to enhance the user experience.
4. Striking a balance between functional and aesthetic design.
5. Ensuring web design is optimized for smartphones.
6. Building reusable code for future use.
7. Optimizing web pages for maximum speed and scalability.
8. Utilizing a variety of markup languages to write web pages.
9. Maintaining brand consistency throughout design.

Job Qualifications
Higher Diploma or above, preferably knowledgable in the field of Computer Science
At least 0 - 2 years related expereinces, preferably in ReactJS, CSS3 and HTML5
Fresh graduates are also welcome 😄
Adequate communication and interpersonal skills

Contact
If you are interested in this post, please contact Ms Cynthia Lee with your CV.

Ms Cynthia Lee - +852 92028242
(Whatsapp / Telegram / Signal)
咁低人工
又唔係我開offer 💁‍♂️
😂😂😂
講真WoW 我現在出去同人講我有參與web project 同main 2舊野
我份工9 個point 都有 但是它缺乏二點
兩舊都好意思同人講
我main 二舊大野 其中一個全港用緊
應該無用過
咁咪好危險 經你手
請問你是不是做任何食物有關的工作
唔係喎
絕不危險
佢main個html
好似係
笑死
咪就係了 我呢d 不同的 是main 好多野
無用過喎
即係有幾多,陳述下,具體D
兩個Project 不是具體陳述
工作內容 性質 你Hands on左D乜
mtr
唔怪得知炒車啦
現時的working secret 可以唔答
簽了保密協議
安心出精
peter應該只係負責改字,改下d layout咁
你們任猜
不如話你冇料到
你寫得的東西,都唔慌會是機密
如果係改critical野咁我就要小心有果個system既地方
正常唔會比個新仔改啦...
拿屎上身
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嘻 嘻 嘻
我老細三個月都未夠就叫我PR上prod
一定係好等人用
core feature?
feature fix
有個feature做漏左
兩獲了 兩套codecase
大公司有人review應該冇事既...
Code Review = Click "Review", Comment "LGTM", Click "Approve", done!
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兩舊單機既嘢?
80286 d friend
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跟個0 code pm既話。。。
0 code pm is ok
咩都 LGTM 就可以了
我都可以做 0 code PM
你仲夠膽話自己做緊web project
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係人都可以做pm
0 code pm 真係冇咩所謂, 肯聽code狗講野就得
一半半啦
話時話我條team 想請contractor
基本要求係有degree, 英文好同有腦肯學
人工最盡去到27-28k
呢度有冇人有興趣?🤔
英文大師
咩公司先
野雞唔當degree
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外資 bank
唔準睇唔起peter
快d in佢
集友我就畢鳥
唔可以咁
話曬人地浸過網上鹹水
我都入唔到...
個名有無貼士
綠色星星
我之後入八大master ok?
xxp
不了你英文咁唔好搞我
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估唔到出手無30k....
前幾日先笑軟
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我讀緊master 嗰陣 你再問英文
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呢度多不多人讀master
其實錢係有嘅
問題係間agency/consulting firm 食水好深但係呢個位又一定要用呢間
人地英文大師
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我哋俾800k
佢人工淨係用<400k 請人==
都幾mo leung
所以個要求越嚟越低
Fg 都照殺
無計
焗住要用佢
屌 人地英文好你幾萬倍
Me文盲
Same 🤦🏻‍♂
Same
你個位?
Risk?
Yes, 另一個位, scope 有少少唔同
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有冇公開job ad
得呢個
新公司定agent 公司出既jd
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無曲打,畢鳥
Agent
不過份野我哋自己打==
比唔起錢點算 哈哈
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Default
remote hand 開大刀
You don’t have a choice
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鬼有
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你bullshit 又關我事
彼特攞到data 未
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